At Snarky Humans, we don’t just make gifts for people with attitude—we also create masterpieces for the judgmental fluffballs you live with. Presenting Mister The Cat’s Snarky Pets Cat House: a ridiculously roomy, unapologetically snarky cardboard cat cave built for the big-boned feline royalty ruling your home.

Crafted with ultra-durable corrugated cardboard, this cat cave doubles as both a hideaway and a mega scratch pad. Whether your cat is taking their 7th nap of the day or furiously scratching to express their pent-up disdain, this house handles it all. Plus, it might finally save your couch—no promises, but it’s worth a shot.

The exterior is printed with our signature sarcastic fabulous, and living his best lazy life. It’s the perfect match for your vibe, especially if you already love our bestselling Snarky couple mugs. Let’s be honest: if you’re sipping coffee from a mug that says “I tolerate you,” your cat definitely needs a house that says, “I rule this place.”

Assembly is painfully easy (which is rare in the pet furniture world). No tools, no crying, and no complicated instructions your cat will immediately sit on. Within minutes, you’ll have a fully-formed cardboard kingdom—and your cat will have a new place to ignore you from in style.